I can very easily picture myself as one of the characters in the picture. There would be a problem, however, when it is time to stand up!!
I have a list of some useful tips. Use what you can and forget the rest..... These and other tips were found at DIY Home Sweet Home and on noted sites.
Freeze vinegar in ice cube trays. Every time you use your garbage disposal, drop a couple vinegar ice cubes into it while running. This will help clean the blades and eliminate odor.
I hope your day is bright and cheery!
Meanwhile .... keep it simple and make it real.