Late for Work?

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We have all had the experience of being late for work, right?  Most of our reasons have been legitimate, i.e traffic, car wouldn't start, right?  Well, some people choose to be a bit more creative in their excuses.  Below is a list of some excuses that are a bit unbelievable.  Feel free to use them if you think you can get away with it.  Ha! Ha!

Employee dropped her purse into a coin-operated newspaper box and couldn't retrieve it without change -- which was in the purse.

Employee accidentally left the apartment with his roommate's girlfriend's shoes on and had to go back to change.

Employee's angry wife had frozen his truck keys in a glass of water in the freezer.

Employee got a late start because she was putting a raincoat on her concrete duck in her front yard, because rain was expected later that day.

Employee's car wouldn't start because the device measuring blood-alcohol level showed he was intoxicated.

Employee attempted to cut his own hair before work and the clippers stopped working, so he had to wait until the barber shop opened to fix his hair.

Employee's car was attacked by a bear. (Employee had photographic evidence.)

Employee drove to her previous employer by mistake.

Employee claimed to have delivered a stranger's baby on the side of the highway.

Hope you enjoyed a bit of a laugh!

 

Meanwhile .... keep it simple and make it real.

 

Jeanne